if only we were so humble…

if only we were so humble…

Another frosty day in the nations capital, I’m ready to mow the lawn…really I promise to mow the lawn every single day if the snow is gone by the end of the week…Zero chance of that. Chunk went to the gym yesterday, a wonderful experience as always. Packed in fact, very little wiggle room for […]

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If it’s not broken…

What if it is broken? What if chubby doesn’t lose the weight? Chunk went out for dinner on Friday night, ZIZI’s kitchen. Too good, too much…the food is just too good, it’s not right… I left double stuffed, I couldn’t even squeeze in a beer after dinner with the street drinkers…well, maybe just one. My […]

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complaints…I’ve heard a few

You know…dieting, real dieting…it’s likely not any fun at all. isagenix…the high wire balancing act between starvation and filler shakes…it’s not my thing…it works yes, but the pain. The Parker diet…just shakes.    period…see it…the period?    Just shakes for 3 weeks has got to be tough, I’ve never attempted it myself…consider but not yet tried. Low […]

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Dropping like flies…

Down 3 more pounds to find myself at a hardly svelte 244 this morning. I wonder if I’ll actually see the 230’s this time around? So that marks day 2 of the no fun diet. No beer and no scotch…really I’m more or less doing a sugar detox. 2 eggs for breakfast, deliciously hard boiled […]

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5 pounds a day…

Oh man weight…such funny stuff. I dropped 5 pounds yesterday, no big deal. 247.2 I’m still monstrously chubby! If I could only keep the 5 pounds a day going all week…then we’d be getting somewhere. Yesterday I made a batch of chilli, which became lunch. For dinner I had veg and hummus. Lots of each! […]

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losing it…not the weight

You know…it get’s old…244 I’ve been here before, groundhog days. I hate em! This one as always is my fault. I could have been lighter today…a bird soaring up in the clouds…ever so light and fluffy… Instead I’m a big fat groundhog because I ate a cup of greek yogurt, blueberries and raspberries, hemp hearts […]

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3 Buffets a day for a week…

The trials and tribulations…that’s what it’s all about. You see the diet part is easy, you make the choice to eat better, less, or not at all and you lose weight. And really, the exercise part of it just speeds the process up, it isn’t required. Let’s start with that, the sweaty bit. It doesn’t […]

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And the winner is…

Another Wednesday night poker… At least the cards were hot… I actually tried to get out of this one but had trapped myself with poker chips in my truck…the last of the Yurt- ing punishments. I took it easy on the food yesterday, and last night…I may have had 4 or 5 ribs…plus…some scotch and […]

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