Dropping like flies…
Down 3 more pounds to find myself at a hardly svelte 244 this morning. I wonder if I’ll actually see the 230’s this time around?
So that marks day 2 of the no fun diet. No beer and no scotch…really I’m more or less doing a sugar detox.
2 eggs for breakfast, deliciously hard boiled to perfection…for lunch Men’s Health chili, and for dinner a huge salad with chicken breast…I did not skip the dressing, I loaded up! …ahhh, I may have crushed a cup…or 2…of mixed nuts also…gotta snack…and a bit of the raw veg but that doesn’t count for much.
Does that mean my vacation weight is gone…I think it does professor…hell what was my low on the beer diet? I might be there too…
Today I may go to the gym. I should not, but I may try to pry myself into the place. My wrist is in ruins but I could do a hop skip and a jump on the treadmill…lazy fat bugger…
Beagle is in Mexico packing it on and Parker does still exist but I haven’t seen an update from him. On the positive side for Parker I haven’t seen a photo of him on facebook holding a pint so he may still be at it. Today I will try to solve the disappearance of Parker. Maybe busy selling insurance…cheap cheap if anyone is looking!
While on vacation I did watch a bit of the Tele…we wake up SUPER early, always before the sun, so a coffee and a bit of the news is in the books. During that time I had the misfortune of having to watch CNN for my news…what a waste of time.
worst news ever?
Let’s start with the simplest of things…these people hate Obama. They spew terrible things about the guy all day long, I challenge you to watch CNN for 30 minutes, they will bad mouth the president. He is the reason milk goes bad after the expiry date. If it wasn’t for Obama milk would last forever without refrigeration.
But other than that the news SUCKS! Seymour Hoffman, toothpaste bombs, bad toilets in Sochi…that’s it. That is the entirely of what happened in ’Merica last week.
Now, early in the toothpaste bomb fiasco they did have a specialist on to say that a single tube of toothpaste type bomb would not be enough to compromise the skin of an airplane…scratch him off the news reel…they then had long hairs opening car doors using toothpaste bombs…they had specialists of all sorts telling us the threat was real and really there is no way even a single plane will be left in the air…
Shit…I have to fly home in a few days…
There was an accident on the I95 yesterday involving a drunk driver on a horse and a Vietnam Vet hitchhiker…damn Obama
Whaaaat?
You see, real life no longer even exists in ’Merica anymore if you are watching CNN.
The great debates of this century come down to whether or not Cap’n Crunch was really a Captain? Thankfully on vacation rum is never far away. Now that I’m home I won’t be tuning in to any of that!
Another day…another diet…on the guitar…and studying my code. My resolutions are in order and the sun is just rising…why am I not in bed!
The quote of the day is:
Why am I so soft in the middle when the rest of my life is so hard? Paul Simon
Are you talking to me? I’m the only one here…
