Skinny me????

The low carb meal plan…I hate to say diet because I’ve been stuffing the gob…low carb. I don’t mind the low carb…eat eat eat…meat meat meat.

The only real issue I have is that I’m addicted to bon bons. Suckers, chocolate bars, jujubes…I’m not picky.

Where’s the beef?

It’s not that I haven’t had carbs…I’ve had a few…but less than 50 a day…maybe less than 30. What have I had?

Chicken…beef…pork…turkey…

I have also had veg…a cup or 2 a day…but no bon bons. A single bon bon would put me over the carb count.

It’s a beautiful thing really…as long as you have less than 30 ish carbs a day you will lose weight. How much? Well…all of it.

It’s a sure way to a 6 pack…but you really must be in the zone…all that meat seems to drive me over the edge.

I’m always looking over it so it isn’t much of a shove.

Yep…abs are us…I’d have to stay at it for 6 months plus though…and if you kind readers could line up to see if you’re a good candidate for a donor kidney that would be nice to…that’s right…low carb diet’s are super hard on the kidneys…protein is…as is raw veg actually…there is no winning…

Well scotch I suppose…

Anyway…I’m at 241.6 today, poker tonight…that will require a few beers, Michelob Ultra at 2.6 carbs each. I’m good for 8 tall boys if I don’t eat a single carb all day. I could hit the carb bank and go for a run but I’ve been suffering from knee issues the past couple of days. A fat man’s problem.

Some things in my life are shiny and bright though…look here.

There is a god.

My dear friend beagle dressed up for work!

Honestly folks this is the real thing…this isn’t one of those questionable internet photos. I know…it seems unbelievable to me too. How is that platform supporting that man???!!

It’s like Will Farrell…suffering from a shellfish allergy after a trip to the Red Lobster…puffy…

Dear Beagle is trapped at 195. A great success in my opinion. Compared to the 3 ounces I’ve managed to stave off it’s down right amazing.

Parker flies out tomorrow…all inclusive…it won’t be pretty…

Well that’s it…let’s hope there is nothing good to eat at poker tonight…may the god of famine smile down upon me.

The Quote de Jour:

We overweight people, we say terrible things to ourselves. Oh, you wouldn’t believe it. ’You fat pig. How can you do this? You’re a disgusting jerk.’ And that gets you nowhere. That gets you right back into a bowl of pasta fregula.

Richard Simmons

Got to go…water’s boiling.

On the bright side…what’s 6-12 mm of snow today…then warmer…grass will grow on the planet again kids…