Day 3.24 As Dan Auns Once Said…

The silver mother of a mud pout showed me 232 pounds this morning…I have no one to blame but myself…apple pie and jelly beans.

Tonight is poker and there will be Golden Palace Egg Rolls. It won’t be pretty.

They will be there and I plan on eating them…I’ll likely stare down at 235 pounds tomorrow. As Dan Auns once said, “This….the moment…love now…it’s repeats…becawk”

It does repeat…

Tired yesterday, and tired makes me eat. My mind fools itself into eating for energy…when what I really need is a nap.

And no amount of carrots can curb my tired laziness, no sir, apple pie calls from the fridge…one of those squeaky little voices…just one bit of pie and all your troubles will be gone…

Repeat…

So what…I’m due to run some miles today…that might defeat egg rolls…but I have doubts.

Skinny Dan can say what he wants about living in the now…about love…chicken calls…but a skinny man has less on his plate.

Really…much less…

Beagle closes out the Treadmill workout at the man blog

Some times…early mornings…after a big lunch…late evenings… you get tired.

You don’t feel like burning those extra calories, sure is easy to consume them but the old sweat and grind. well it sucks.

Sometimes the treadmill crawl is all you can do…

To be fair, you would still be burning calories…those devilish little numbers that tell us how fat we are bound to get.

Well I think when I wake up tomorrow, a belly full of egg rolls, beer and scotch…I may just have to watch my carbs for a few days, I think I can get to 225 in a week if I do and you know what…that is just where we are heading…

Yep…I’m going to Fad diet for a week…see if I can face next Wednesday any better than this one. The Quote of the Day:

Life is a paradox, it’s a mirror of confusion, so…love…now. – Dan ’the sage’ Auns You see folks, Dan is on to something…We all could do a bit more of the love now… Week looks good…warmer…and fatter too………………. ALL hail the Golden Palace Egg Roll!

Cheerio