Day 2.26 Do fat men float…
Do Fat Men Float, the man blog
I did not run 4 miles yesterday. Just about the time I finished positioning my fat little fingers onto this keyboard the wife and I discussed the end of summer for the girls and decided to meet up with the Parker’s at Calypso…a few water slides….
We aren’t the first fat men to attempt the water slide…
slip sliding away
Beagle is well known for his water slide antics here at the man blog.
Yesterday Parker did inform me that he is right at the verge of being one of those guys that wears his shirt at the water park…This time around he didn’t…it hasn’t come to that yet…
2 shakes a day starting September 1st is his claim.
We did have some fun pushing weight limits at the slides…yep, the slides have weight limits, not to keep you from falling through the slide but rather to prevent you from gaining too much momentum and heading over the edge.
What this means is that for a few Rides, the 4 man runs, Parker, Chris (a GBGer from Leicester), and myself along with Parker’s son Ethan…who weighs in at 125 pounds….get the Oh no you don’t treatment…we are over the limit…
In fact Parker his son and I ventured down a 4 man run…one of those in which there is risk of going airborne.,..well Parker sitting on the back almost had his head taken off…
I might mention the time the 6 man tube…with my man weight on one end…submerged, catapulting every- one else…an attempt to drown everyone in the boat…The life guard was amazed…it was the I’ve never seen that happen before look…
The joys of being fat! Well here is a gif I was able to dig up on Parker…
A true professional folks. After today’s abuse I might as well give him a plug… Kevin is the best Life, Disability, Critical Illness or Mortgage insurance broker around…anywhere…
He really is, I think he is RBC’s only Platinum broker…
Anyway, he can save you money on your insurance…give him a call. [3]LifeInsuranceOttawa.com
One last thing…Beagle sent me a photo of his scale this morning, 198.8. He is under 200 pounds…The helium diet works.
The Quote of the Day:
Be excellent to each other….and.. PARTY ON, DUDES!
-Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure
Hot…very hot…time to sweat…soon we shovel… Cheers
