The thing about paradise….
I’m back in the 230’s…weighing in at 239.8 this morning.
Outstanding considering I crushed an entire bag of mixed salad and a chicken breast at 9 pm. I guess if you’re going to stuff your face late it better be a bag of green stuff.
Poker tonight…I hope not to eat anything…once a single solid calorie touches my lips it will be over…I’ll be back on the sour patch kids.
Beagle…last I heard he was stuck at 195. His side kick car salesman Scott might want to put a call through to Jenny Craig while he still has the strength to lift the phone AND the immense girth of his own arm.
hunting face squirrel
You think he would stay thin…hunting for a fresh face squirrel for Jaime.
Here at the man blog we don’t do much hunting, but we do understand that a squirrel won’t last forever…freshness is not guaranteed.
Good luck with the hunt boys…and Jaime, get that furry bugger stuck on there before Scott gets his fat little fingers into it for a meal.
Let’s take a moment to reflect on my favourite news agency CNN.
Today’s topic, the not missing any more flight MH370…I’ll start with this, a lovely Saturday morning breakfast shortly after the plane went missing, CNN on the tele and a specialist comes on to say he believes a fire started on the plane, slowly taking out systems, the pilots went to 45000 hoping to put it out, then turned to come home but the planes system’s were hopelessly damaged and the plan would just fly pilotless until out of fuel.
This man and his boring ideas will never be seen on CNN again.
Some things we will discuss as possibilities…Zombie plane, Aliens and Black Holes.
Of Course!
This would be fine if they reported it on SNL, but this is actual news coverage folks. This is what’s wrong with our closest neighbors and potential allies.
Blinded by news…
Next up…the Dominican Republic. So nice and sunny…white ish sand…bottled water…all inclusive.
The boys seem to have survived another day. They took a wonderful zipline tour yesterday.
Andy Zips for free!
Looks like fun! I think Arthur may stay on at the resort, they are looking for a chef that can do haggis and egg rolls.
Andy doesn’t zip…no need…butterfly wings…
Kevin is looking slimmer…must be the liver failing…a sure way to lose fat. Paradise has almost come to an end for the lot…or has it?
The thing about vacation…you’re always missing something. A wife, child, parent, friend, pet, house… There is always something that falls short in paradise. Life is like that, it’s never as perfect as you’d like.
Same as above, something is going to be missed…and on top of that you could have a boss you hate, or an entire job…maybe you’re just fat…singing to the choir… Chunk has been in and out of paradise…he knows that some days you wish the sun was out at night, others that darkness would fall…
The Quote of the Day:
As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere be- ing.
Carl Jung
Seems like it’s up to us kids…
The forecast says today is the last day the high will be a negative number for this spring…but maybe a bit of snow to remind us of how wonderful a winter can be.
The best thing about the sun…look at it…it’s impossible to squint without turning up a smile! And I love a good laugh.
Cheerio
