This is your brain on…meat
Wow…dumb…dumb dumb dumb…
It’s a miracle I got out of poker with money in my pocket last night, but miracles do happen, up $90.
No carbs makes me forgetful, stuuuupid, slow, ….lazy. Wait….I’m all of those things with carbohydrates….
Left for poker without my phone…couldn’t focus most of the night…although I did pull a 23 hour day yesterday, we played poker until 3 am. Not bad for a 5:30 pm start…
9 and a half hours of poker…2 litres of water….2 coffees…a pack of sugar free gum…and 12 meat sticks.
Load those 12 meat sticks up with 3 eggs and 3 slices of bacon, 2 bowls of meatball soup, some cheese, and a handful of veg…fatty is going down!
Day 3 of the sugar detox sees me at 237.8 pounds. I’m down 5 pounds in 3 days.
Imagine I’ve only talked about dieting for 4 months and once I get on with it I lose weight…and I’m not even dieting…I’m eating all day…at the expense of my kidneys of course…the cavemen died early………………………………………………………………………………………………………… of kidney failure.
wheels is back!
Sorry to all the children that are now hiding under the bed due to the look of the image to your right folks but you heard it here first…wheels is back!
Just another beautiful face at the poker table?
This guy and Jaime are going to battle it out on the runway and in the forest…although I think wheels is more interested in bigger mammals…I’m not sure a face squirrel will make do.
Gone for 7 months getting a new ass sewn on and he is ready to work it!
I’ll wait until future posts to track down interesting photos of the wheels…right now I believe this image speaks for itself.
We really should consider a Wednesday night poker beauty pageant…If this group ever walked down a city side walk together…we’d clear the streets…mugly bunch…slim too!
Miss Poker America
Did I just say I wasn’t going to track down interesting images of Hearty? I lied…it happens… Anyway, another great night of poker, lots of laughs, monumental card drops…
Tired old men.
So far I have not lost at poker with my shorts on…this year…let’s hope the temps hold up, it was a chilli ride home yesterday.
I might not have made it if it wasn’t for a dozen extra spicy meat sticks keeping me warm…burning from the inside out…
That will not be pleasant at some time later today…
One last tidbit of fat man news…Beagle was into the 200’s again…Too many stops at the golden arches? He claims to have this back under control.
Parker…I’m betting if he gets on the scale right this minute…248. Keep in mind this man weighs in wearing his birthday suit so it isn’t something accomplished at work.
The quote of the day: When Miss Philipines was asked would you rather be more smart or more beautiful…
“Well, I’d rather choose to be beautiful, um because, to be beautiful it’s natural. But being smart you can learn… you can learn, um a lot of things… a lot of things from the experience… you can learn from a lot of things being smart.”
Now I know what my problem has been all these years…
Is the snow gone for this spring kids? I certainly do hope so. Keep warm…stay frosty!
