Not losing weight isn’t fun when you’re ’dieting’. Let’s be honest, this week wasn’t dieting. Eating late…drinking beer…No good.
Ya I hit the gym a few days but it isn’t enough.
Lost at poker last night and was home early. Opened the fridge and had a short conversation with a take out container of red curry, it told me to eat it and grab the eggrolls. Who am I to argue with an aluminum container. This at what…10 pm. This morning I weighed in at 245…its laughable really.
Parker commented on yesterdays blog that he is down 14 pounds, a pound a day for 2 weeks. That’s good, maybe I should hit the shakes…but I can not. I will not…I do not like to drink diet shakes. I really need to hunker down into a couple weeks of hardcore diet…some day soon.
Unlike Parker and Beagle I have longer term goals, I want to be 220 by April. Parker’s goal is 10 days away, when we go Yurting and Beagle is targeting a trip to Mexico in February. At this rate I won’t even make April…but I am trying.
I’m digging through my collection of images for Parker but can’t find one suitable…so let me post his doppel- ganger as I did for Beagle.

Parker’s DoppelGanger
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Beagle made me help him move his elliptical from the basement to the top floor yesterday. 250 pounds up the stairs. He took the light end and the top so he is guiding it while I’m lifting…it was a pile of fun. The result is that I had been getting a bit of a bakers cyst which is now feeling like a tennis ball at the back of my knee. The joys of old knees. As the knee doc said, there is nothing that can be done short of replacing it and I’m too young to get a new knee. I Veto’d pain management so now you wait until the water on the knee drains down into your calf…sound like fun?
As I’ve said before, don’t give me the bad knee excuse, I’m squatting heavy and putting in miles on the tread- mill with this useless old joint. It isn’t helping me lose any weight but hell…I’m trying!

Broken Record….trying trying trying, I’m kidding myself, fatty hasn’t even begun to try, I’m in the discussion phase of my diet.
Sadly if Beagle and Parker continue to lose and I don’t the joke is going to be on me. Maybe it’s time for some serious punishment…
The Quote of The Day:
“God, I hate judgemental people. They’re so mean…and fat.”
― John R. Lindensmith Peace OUT…