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Good morning….welcome to my sideshow….

This morning I completed Syd’s request for transportation to Canterbury…the Arts program does afford her some luxury, I do believe the school will get her from pretty close to our front door…a perk…

Not a perk in my life is filling out these forms…late of course…lots on my plate.  You see these types of documents ask for the signature of a parent or guardian…

And although I am loco parentis in the eyes of the law, the legal term for a non biological parent caring for a child, aka crazy parent….I am not the legal guardian of the ladies.  Their Father, I use the term very loosely, hasn’t offered it up…he would prefer I spend a little of the girls University education on a legal team to argue the issue…It’s not a problem to get, my lawyer has already told me it’s a done deal…but it does come at a cost unless it’s handed over….something he had agreed to do when Ev was alive, I have that in writing…but anyone can change their position in life and I suppose he has decided to change his…

At least he has the good sense to stay away….the girls do not need any ripples in the life I try to keep as smooth as possible….

You see….I love my ladies….they are mine.  I’m willing to share of course…but I want to know they are safely in their beds at night…well loved and cared for.

And so does Todd….I won’t take that from him…he knows they are safe and I know he appreciates what I’m doing…I know….

Okay…I feel good this morning…a wee rant…and away we go.

I did make a short detour on my way home from a trip to the UPS store in Ogdensburg to visit Ev…it isn’t easy to be there…but I find so much peace…and soon I’ll bring a lawn chair and a newspaper and spend some real time…..close….

Victor Wheeler and Evelyn Wheeler

Old, Fat and Limping…

The old boys do gimp around quite a bit…let’s recap Monday night soccer…the lineup.

Of the man blog fatties, 4 of us play on the same soccer team, only Beagle foregoes the kick around preferring baseball…I true fat mans sport.  You’ll seldom find a soccer playing drinking a beer at halftime…

This past Monday was our first game…Trafford sat out injured…He might be onto something….

By half time Boyling was sidelined, Parker was agonizing over his back and my knee was screaming….I spent most of the overnight Monday fighting calf cramps…

As much an issue of rehydrating post game with beer and scotch as old man pains…

I may have to reconsider my re-entry into soccer….I prefer to keep a little knee around for 5 k’s and snowboarding…but next week we wear a knee brace…and play less!

Kevin Parker, Andy Trafford, Richard Boyling, Victor Wheeler
I’m not sure I received all the weigh ins this morning…no big deal.

Some are up…some are down…

Tomorrow I’ll get everyone’s update and post it…

I am up though, 224.4 pounds this morning…I’ve been eating the house….delicious….

Boyling up….194

Beagle way down at 197 pounds

Poker and Jerk Chicken tonight…once I get back from Ave’s soccer game.

The Quote of The Day

There are only two lasting bequests we can hope to give our children. One of these is roots, the other, wings.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

When I say I live for my children….I mean it.

I love my ladies and I try my best to show them every day….this is the reason why Ev loved me…because although I may be a little rough around the edges….I know what love is….and I’m eager to show my children…my family…friends….strangers.

We are all together in this folks….we should be trying to give each other wings….

Sunny and warmer….get out there and enjoy it….

And wish that stranger a great day….screw it….

Babe…it’s all taken care of…me…us…we will all be okay…I love your face……….always

XO

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Another Wednesday night poker…

cold poker

At least the cards were hot…

I actually tried to get out of this one but had trapped myself with poker chips in my truck…the last of the Yurting punishments.

I took it easy on the food yesterday, and last night…I may have had 4 or 5 ribs…plus…some scotch and beer.

All of that and guess what…243 even.  Not bad…

No word from Parker…am I to assume he is waiting for a couple days of shakes before he gives the nod to the scale?  He did have quite a few feasts on the yurting trip…all but one included syrup!

No Syrup?

No Syrup?

Maybe we will hear from him today!  I can tell you he said he’d be back on the shakes…no wide eyes for that!

Beagle is down to 195!  He is 10 pounds away from his target and 10 days out from his vacation.  Yesterday before poker he had nothing to eat…zero…nothing…nada…he did consume 1 single chicken wing at poker….one…and 10 tracksuits, at 7 pumps a piece that has got to be 26 ounces of liquor and a dozen redbulls…

I’m not sure how he is feeling today…lighter than me for sure…but the old intestinal track has got to be reeling.

Last night at poker was a ‘snow day’.  Which is called from high when we are going to consume monstrous amount of booze-ola…I didn’t get in too deep, I think I was home around 2ish, $575 in pocket to boot!  The dozen plus ounces of alcool I managed to put back aren’t leaving me in the best of resolves today but I’ve been worse…like Monday morning of the frozen yurting trip…I can feel my face today…no need to check for frostbite!

My guitar practice is coming along nicely…rocksmith 2014…it’s great!…I’m also working through Justinguitar online lessons too, it’s more about learning individual chords than is Rocksmith…it kind of teaches a method I guess…Anyway, I think if I keep up at this pace I’ll be rocking out in no time!

Oh…no gym for me this week…I should go hit the treadmill but I really don’t feel like it…har har…we will see if that changes.  My wrist is killing me…it’s swollen from dealing cards, I don’t see bench pressing as an option.  Beagle has been pounding out time on his elliptical, he sent me a photo of the screen which show he went 2 km in 23 minutes.  How do they calculate that…by stride length?  Beagle is on there trying to strike a balance between floating and flying away…2 more balloons and the entire machine will be laying up against the stipple…And we wonder why there is a helium shortage…it’s a none renewable resource Beagle, go easy!

No more balloons?

No more balloons?

So that’s it for today, I strive to eat well today much like yesterday…without the beer and scotch…I know…empty promises to myself…

Chunk is hoping to fly south too…Beagles used up all the cheap options so I guess I’ll be looking to fly via jet…hopefully one seat will be enough for me!

Beagle sent me the Quote of the day yesterday…a bit crude but here goes:

The easiest way to be Happy is to simply not give a fek what others think of you.

-Beagle

I think Beagle, Parker and I have that one down.

Cheerio…stay warm!

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Fat? No that’s not it…
No rest for those that can’t bend there arms? Yep. That’s me.
Up at 3 am after 4 hours of sleep. I have about 80% movement in my arms…with only mild pain.
It’s been what, 5 days, I should be over this by now no? Nope, old fat man, in pain for a week for sure.
After all this…once I can move…I gotta go back to the gym and do it all again…
How does that make any sense! It’s on though, it’s a go for pain.
Let’s look at the bright side shall we?
I weighed in at 244.4 pounds this morning. Back on track at least.
How did I perform this feat?

Juicing to the oldies

Juice…Juice…Juice…

Le jus.  Oui Oui.

Outside of the juice I managed to sneak in an egg, and just before bed…the gobble monster came out and fixed himself a wee snack.  All Natural crunchy peanut butter on a slice of protein pita.  It could have been worse…

Check out the protein pita, the stuff tastes good and its packing 10 grams of protein per pita.

Today I think I’ll hit the juice at some point, it’s good stuff, everyone should try it!  I’m not sure about the hype, but I do believe that pulverizing veg into liquid must provide me with some health benefit…there has to be more antioxidants in liquefied cauliflower than there are in a twix bar.  Based on color alone I’m going to go ahead and give that a nod…

Outside of that what did I do yesterday…Hot tub…watched some of the series Justified which is pretty good, I’m catching up on it…what else…what else.  Oh, I had to drive to walmart at 7 pm to get supplies to complete school projects which are due today upon the girls return after the holidays.  These things must be left to the very last minute!  Now it looks like ice rain may provide them with an extra day of the old Vacay…we shall see soon enough.

Let’s spend a moment on the Parker diet…Parker, the king of Life Insurance, is busy trying to ensure he makes a few more payments on his policy before his wife cashes it out…the skinny little bugger started off at 262 and was down to 254 when I talked to him 2 days ago.  That is serious man weight-loss.  He is on a 4 shake a day diet, serious punishment.  His goal is to be in the 230’s for the Goalden Boys Yurting trip scheduled on the 26th.  He has lost the easy 10, the man weight is gone, now the work begins.

I do believe his diet does not include much of the beer, scotch, chips and chocolate that mine has up to this point…Him getting into the 230’s is a lock I believe, personally I hope to be there this week.  I might have been already if I hadn’t tried to use wonderbar to ease the pain in my arms…VONDERBAR!  Nope, no good for arm pain.  I’m drinking scotch and Parker is drinking water while socializing…hmmm…I wonder if water IS the way to go?

We will be following Kevin’s progress here…a shot out to his website www.lifeinsuranceottawa.ca.  For those in the know I just deleted a paragraph referencing my buddy beagle…I better wait until his mancapade begins before I start discussing his diet…or lack of…

Is that it?  Probably not but I need another coffee…the last one in the house and the grocery store doesn’t open for another 3 hours…

Quote de jour (the French today is due to the French project I helped complete 5 hours ago):

Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
Frank Sinatra

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