Just Fat Men Today…..

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Okay…since Monday I’ve been hitting the low carb diet…so much fun.

Let’s start with the important things I can NOT have.

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I also can’t have breads, candies, cookies, donuts….the good stuff….that stuff is all gone.

Can I keep this up for the next 3 weeks….If I do…I’ll be close to 20 pounds lighter, I know, I’ve been here before.

A few years ago we did the 21 day sugar detox, I think mine ended up being 18 or 19 days due to a weekend trip with the boys to Tremblant….I lost 18 pounds I think…Facebook just offered up a memory, the end of the sugar detox at Tremblant this day in 2013….go figure…..

This time around I’m in the gym every day, I almost feel that I’ll lose less because of that…part of those 18 or 19 pounds last time were certainly muscle.

I’ve been in the 240’s lots in the past 5 years, when Ev told me she was pregnant with Charlotte I put on 40 pounds pretty much instantly….so did she…of course she took hers off.

Now, the 241.4 pounds I weighed in at this morning aren’t the same 240 something pounds I was 2 years ago….I’m bigger….less fat…more muscle.

To get to 220 at this composition is going to be a lot more work than it used to be……when I was just fat….

While we are talking about just fat….

Kevin Parker

Has Parker been to the gym in a week…I don’t think so.  I have heard a few excuses though…and he might have sent a text that he was just leaving the pub…this morning…after 1 am….

Well Kevin…..the last weigh in you offered was 254, I’m a betting man so I’ll hazard you’re 256 this morning….did you notice that I wasn’t at the pub last night.

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Old Old Old Old Andy Trafford

Ancient Andy Trafford hit the scale this morning at 179 even.  He tells me he is on nothing but shakes for the next week….20 days until the beach fossilized Andy Trafford….why just starve yourself one week?

Where is that bit of paper that has our this round starting weights on it….damn it…..wait…there it is….crap…Andy started late he isn’t on it….one sec…..looking back through 100 texts….where oh where…..ah…not bad, Andy did start at 187 so he is still down.  Only 9 pounds away from his goal too….

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The headline on this photo was 135 million year old dinosaur fossil found….Andy….is this one of your dogs?

Vinnie

177.5 pounds….that’s up for Vin.  Dude….light pasta man, give it a shot……

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Is this a photo I need to photoshop Vinnie’s face onto?  NO SIR!

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What is that?  Vinnie………..

Ayhan and Pirouz

Both of these 2 offered up excuses for their weight gain this morning…..Ayhan blamed Raki….lion water….I’m not sure Ayhan.  Pirouz at least came up with something you can live off of….Iranian rice?  Who knew.  Priouz says Iranian rice is to an Iranian was beer is to the rest of Europe….

See….this is why they don’t need alcohol in Iran….they have rice!

Ayhan….190.6

Pirouz  159

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Beagle

Beagle had poker last night….every Wednesday…I did not go…to many wonderful carbs and boozy treats for my simple mind to resist…..But beagle….how many treats did he manage…

Let’s not think about what Beagle ate before poker…

At poker….2 pulled pork sandwiches….Cheetos….Jelly beans…and 8 track suits…

8….If you’ve had 8 6 pump track suits you have no idea how many you’ve had….diet red bull though folks….like normal red bull isn’t bad for you……

195.8 pounds…..I’m not sure the bbq pork sandwiches are working…..

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2 pulled pork sandwiches….bahahahaha

While looking for this photo I typed fat bbq into google and clicked images….the second was a photoshoped photo of me….damn it…..

oh shit….I just google Sean Russett….just to see how terrible the photos of him are….his own place of employ served up this beauty

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Geezus….I’m so glad I was able to capture this before they got wise and removed it……lol

Love you buddy!

The Quote of The Day

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
Doug Larson

I’ve said it 1000 times…I hang out with a group of maybe 20 guys…none of these guys is the normal dude.  They are love life and live it to the fullest.  When we meet me hug….at the pub there may be songs…on vacation we are a scene….

I’m thankful for these friends and 100 more I don’t see twice a week.

Babe….I love you….regardless of anything….I will always love you….

I’ve just driven Syd To her first exam ever and was heading to park across the street to wait for her….a truck pulls in exactly like our last one….a blonde woman inside…..I hoped it was you….I thought of following to see you again….

I didn’t……

I’m broken….I’ll get better

 

Wracking………..