It’s Got To Be The Hot Yoga….

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It’s Got To Be The Hot Yoga….

First off…today’s man blog is 99% about the weigh in…I’ll get the other stuff out of the way first…but really, it hasn’t been that bad…

So…earlier this week I expect some quicksand…a day of great sadness and depression…and I figured it would hit me yesterdayish…did not….

Too busy!  Simple…

Wednesday night, after another very unsuccessful night of poker, I slept terribly….I was up at around 1 am and played the part of the walking zombie until I fell back asleep at 6 to wake up 20 minutes late for the regular kids school hustle at 7….

I had lots on the go yesterday so I didn’t really even have time to realize how tired I was…by 3 pm I was once again wishing for bed but after doing some flyers up for a high school mental health event I realized there was a 8pm hot yoga and invited a few of the boys to join me…only taker was Arthur….Parker had Pub plans under way.

The zombie heads over for a great hot yoga class….we hit the pub afterwards at our sweaty/stinky best….well Arthur put on cologne….but I stopped wearing the stuff years ago…so one of us stank!  At the pub all the boys had beer, including Parker who initiated the ‘let’s not drink this week’….but not me.  2 waters and I was on my way home.

Shit….and here I thought I was going to talk about my grief….well I suppose there just hasn’t been much the past 2 days…

Some, yes…of course….conversations….moments of thought….

The closest I came to really really wracking is at hot yoga….but last night I tried to imagine her there with me….sharing my mat….rather than her not with me….

It was very comfortable for me….remembering us together…exercising…

Babe….I miss you…..

There….wracking….

….take my moment…not that bad…

2 things….

First….I really do feel Ev is with me at Yoga…ya, that may make me a lunatic….but that’s that.

Second….if I didn’t write this man blog this morning I don’t think I’d pour tears today….I felt in perfect bliss before I focused on how I was feeling……

Is it better to ignore that or think about it……..

Fat Men and Beer

Now, I’m not saying all my fat friends drink beer….no sir….

Beagle chooses attempted suicide with Florida Tracksuits….a heart pounding high sugar mixture of vodka, sourpuss and red bull….I have had poker nights of this….at 4 am you will be laying in bed counting the stipple on your ceiling…even in the pitch black darkness of your bedroom…your new found Florida Tracksuit panther eyes will have the ability to see pin point stipple counts way up there in the dark….

bowling with sean russett, kevin parker and Victor Wheeler

The oddest thing about the Florida Tracksuit????

Both Sean and Hvac Chris, another tracksuit faithful, have almost perfect blood pressure…we are talking about…the nurse checks their pressure with a different monitor on the third attempt because even she doesn’t believe it….

Now…I wouldn’t quite call it a clinical trial…but both of these guys consider perogies vegetables…and Hvac Chris deep fries his!

It’s an impossibility, I know….but it does exist.

If you’ve ever had any doubts about UFO’s…check Beagle blood pressure….you’ll know anything is possible.

Beagle weighs in this morning at 202.3….down?  Another great mystery…

Parker…who has consumed a hops beverage every day this week weighed in this morning at 250.6 pounds….he told me last night that next week he does plan on not drinking….well not including Monday, that’s a holiday….oh oh…and Tuesday…he has plans to meet Nenad Tuesday…..

So between Wednesday to Friday…well day time Friday…Parker will not have any beer….

This is the man that told me we weren’t drinking THIS week!

Boyling was late getting his weight in today…I should be nice because he actually broke 200 pounds, seeing 198.8 on the scale this morning….BUT….late…sorry….

Richard Boyling a masculine scent
And to think I saw Boyling last night in all my post Yoga sweatiness…risky!

He just looks so happy and peaceful…good for you Boyling!

Trafford is up again….

I’d love to post a photo of him and Arnold posing together….but Arnold hates to be shown up…

Maybe another day perhaps…Trafford weighed in this morning at 175.8 pounds…

Trafford, when you next see Boyling I want you to take a good look at his physique….and then close your eyes really tight and think about where you are heading.

 

Damn that makes me laugh….here I am cracking myself up at the expense of my mates….it’s perfect!

Is that it?

Oh wait…I forgot about me….I’m at 220.8 pounds.  Not bad, although I was hoping to break 220 before today…because today folks…we add beer….or burnt bourbon lemonade….or maybe low carb mojitos….or scotch…or all 4 …ya, I deserve all 4!!!!

Vic   220.8  -8.2 pounds

Beagle  202.3   -2.9

Trafford 175.8  +4.8

Parker  250.6  +1.6

Boyling  198.8  -4.7

The Quote of The Day

‘Crazy’ is a term of art; ‘Insane’ is a term of law. Remember that, and you will save yourself a lot of trouble.
Hunter S. Thompson

Let’s hope I fall into the Crazy pack….I know I’ve said some things on the man blog that might sway people to think I’ve fallen into the deep end….but hey…in reality…I just have the balls to say it…

If any of you haven’t had to tread a little water in the deep end….boring!

Why might it be the hot yoga?

I slept around 7 solid hours last night…that’s twice this week and both times after late night hot yoga….Guess where you will be seeing yours truly more often…a mean geez…I have a yoga studio….am I an idiot?

Please…keep your opinion to yourself  🙂

Thanks to my friends, I’m a lot to carry….

2 of the ladies have dance recital tonight, I thank the posse back there for all the help…Brigida and Sarah for help with makeup…I’m super rusty!

Long weekend kids…have fun…and be super kind to a stranger today…you’ll make someone’s day with a smile!

Have a great day!

Babe…thank you for loving me!…..

XO

  1. Anonymous
    May 15, 2015
    Super blog today!❤️
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