Day 2.28 I’m telling you it’s the beer…

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The beer diet WORKS! Man Blog Style

I could tell you it’s that I’ve changed my eating habits…I haven’t had more than 6 egg rolls at any one sitting.

Ya I’ve stopped having a third dinner most nights…

I have run 110 kilometres in that past 30 days…

Is that it?

Nope.

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It’s the beer diet…I had dinner…I mean after that…beer diet time…

You see, the beer diet is all about not eating…you can drink beer, you can drink beer all night, you can drink beer all night and plenty of it.

But you can’t eat…

Last night at poker I did the beer diet…but wait…I did run 5 miles yesterday, 8 ish kilometres…but I’ve done that lots and always been 232 in the morning…

back to poker…so I played poker last night…won this weeks gas money…and I drank beer…We played for 9 hours and in that time I had about 9 beers.  Just a beer an hour…

I ate…nothing…it wasn’t easy.  Pulled pork via Troy, it’s good stuff.  It comes with tiny buns….wee little buns of joy…I did not have one…it wasn’t easy.  It was painful, honestly, a terrible punishment…

After 9 hours of poker…starvation…the tiny buns packed with pulled pork begin to speak to you with thier squeaky little voices, they say terrible lies.

I’ve heard these voices before…back when I quit smoking 15 years ago…tiny voices…

Anyway, the pulled pork sandwiches yammered on for quite a while and I was close…very close…at one point I was very busy trying to talk myself out of just eating the meat, no bun…once that conflict was over I started up with the just a bun argument…one bun…come on…with that over with I went to the just have one wee sandwich issue…I mean one tiny itty bitty sandwich…

I get home…I walk into the kitchen, and there is the fridge…I go to the silver bastard of every day disappointment and weigh in…229…screw it…I go to bed.

And here I am this morning at 229 pounds.  I’ve weighed in at under 230…finally…

I owe it all to beer…

you heard it here, the beer diet is the best!

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It just doesn’t seem to be working for Beagle…

He is on the track suits!  But he does claim to be under 200 pounds…50 balloons and he can make it under 200 no problem.

Well boys, the count down to September first is almost over, Parker will be on the shakes, and Beagle has 5 months to get to his beach weight…

Me…I want to see 225 pounds before the end of the month…even if it’s only after a run…

It’s a done deal!

The Quote of the Day:

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
-Stephen Wright-

Cooler, but still super nice, get out there…

Cheerio