There will be pointing…

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Yes…  They do point and laugh when they see Vic running down the road…

Fat man training…

242 pounds today, a ground hog day…no big deal, I’ve lived a thousand.

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I was good though, I ate right yesterday and I put in 2 miles…of speed…

Or let’s phrase that as fat man sprinting, it isn’t pretty.  It’s what my darling wife’s marathon plan calls for though…in no time I’ll be expected to be running 20k.

I better be down 20 pounds by then or the route better be a loop around the local fire department so that I am close to the first response…

Running yesterday I witness the fire truck leaving the building and though…”there goes my safety net”…

Scrambled eggs and bacon for breakfast, meatballs and green beans for lunch, a bit of pork roast for dinner…3 beers…maybe a few wee rums….and top that off with 2 meat sticks…

Those meat sticks are the clincher…or maybe it’s the beer.  I still figure I’m under 50 carbs for the day, maybe less than 30…and stuck at 242…son of a ……………..

Managed to build another set of stairs for a buddy’s deck yesterday.  Here it is kids…measure the height difference you are trying to cross, divide by 7, the remainder divided by the number of 7’s…ta da…

Now grab your saw and cut…the wood…stay away from fingers.  Any intelligent person should be able to see this in their mind…you can’t?  geez…..

Chunk…aka dumb nuts can figure it out…should be easy for you!

FIFA world cup 2014 is full swing, I have yet to watch an entire game.  Busy with other stuff and missing out on GBG pub events.  Bridge is almost done so any minute now I’ll be over more…

No run today…I may attempt the gym…the agony of it…I better brush my teeth before I go just in case I’m unable to move my arms after working out…

242…how the hell can I not be down half a pound after running like a wild banshee…okay fine…an insane hippo…it doesn’t make sense…

You’d figure all that effort and worry in regards to dropping dead any minute would amount to some sort of weight loss…

Quote de jour?…you bet!

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
Steve Martin

I’ll leave the order to you folks…boring….

cloudy…chance of rain…and I’m pretty sure I need a nap…

Wait…it’s Wednesday…damn it!  Tonight I play poker while trying to avoid bon bons…every diet ends on Wednesday…

cheerio

  1. dan@auns.ca'
    Dan Auns
    Jun 26, 2014
    I got back on the running horse yesterday. Not fun.
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    • Victor Wheeler
      Jun 26, 2014
      Nobody points and laughs at a slim guy running Dan, that's reserved for chubby guys like me!
      Reply