Ralph…what?

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Running on 3 hours of sleep after a marathon poker session from 7 pm to 4 am.  During this time I had 2 track suits and 6 beers, not too much on the drinking end of the spectrum.

I also managed a huge sandwich…oh wait, some chips…more???  I had 2 sausages before I left the house…and?  I may have had a slice of pizza at 3 am.

Scale SCHMALE

Oh…came home with $530.  Feel like death.  Might even be sick…and we are off to run errands and hit the Indian buffet.  Hopefully that gets me around the bend!

I am supposed to perform a 5km run today…maybe later…after a nap.

More man blog later…after a rest…maybe a small ralph…puke

Quote of the day…thus far:

Picture it in your mind’s nostril: you get in a cab in time to catch twin thugs named Vomit and Cologne assaulting a defenseless pine-tree air freshener.
Sloane Crosley

I’m on my way.

Cheerio