Monthly archives May 2014

You can’t stop a fat man…

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The fat man is still at it….

Diet…ya, you could say I’m trying to eat right.  I’m 75% there…I do love the 25% though.  Beer….Cookies….

Poker on Wednesday was a success.  Won $140.  Ate 100 tiny weaners wrapped in bacon and smothered in candied bbq sauce.  Seem like too many?  Had some chips and candy to wash it all down with a few beers and a track suit or 2.

Geez….

With the cobra gone the new project is afoot.  A 1969 Firebird in need of total restoration…it’s on like Donkey Kong.$_20

Good old school muscle car, that’ll be keeping me busy for a year easy…likely 3!

I’ve always wanted an old bird and now it sits in my garage being torn down and rebuilt.

Let’s talk fat.

Fat is where I’m at right now, sadly.  I’ve been trying…there is summer time beers though, impossible to give up…imposs—-ible!

So I’ve taken up the old running shoes and am back at running.  I do love a good run.  I’ve managed 3 – 5km runs since last Sunday and will push another out tomorrow.

In a month I’ll be pounding k’s out in old form, either lighter or in a pile of pain!

The knee is killing me but it does loosen up after the first half mile.

No quote, not today…tomorrow…or Monday….Soon

Cheerio

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it’s an addiction…

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I could get on the scale, but it would not be pretty.

I won at poker on Wednesday night, coming home with $320.  I also managed to drink 10 beers, not a big deal since we played for over 10 hours…less than a beer an hour.  Shocking?

How about the fact that I ate 14 egg rolls?

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I’m not talking about the light delicate egg rolls pictured off to the right.

Greasy corner store chinese egg rolls.

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Of course yesterday I recovered from 2 hours of sleep trying to recharge with calories.

It’s a vicious cycle…but that is exactly where we are kids…in the endless loop of fatness.

I set the trap…I stopped running, constantly injured and away from the gym…naught to do but have a beer and order up a pizza!  Beagle is back at 205…Parker is at the pub every night…what’s a man to do?

Sitting here right now with a pull in my chest from muscling a 42″ CRT TV…not enough?  I leg pressed an elliptical up from the basement…no good?  Give it a shot…and not one of those easy peasy ellipticals either, grab one with the motor that makes it raise and lower at a push of a button.  Strap the thing on and start pushing, 20 steps.

I was signed up for a re-roof this weekend but there is no way I’ll be bent over laying shingles, not a chance of that.  I did manage to pressure wash the poker table…not safe.  Want to lose weight fast?  Get some of the water rushing off that table into your system…  die-eting.

10 beer.  was a good night, not to many into me…really…can’t say that for all of us though, some of us enjoyed what appeared to be more than 20….maybe more than 25….youch.  We do like to take our turns, blowing off steam…most of us have a group of guys that will put up with our crap a couple times a year, we guys need that…to get drunk, pound our chest, scream out loud…nothing important…random words…grunts…I need a snow day right now I think…and tomorrow is water under the bridge…with maybe a poke here or there to remind us that we took the snow day just last week.

It’s Friday, long weekend almost here…3:26 am for the sleepless…dinner out, pool party, work on car, street beers…maybe I start my run training today…this weekend for sure……..

The Quote of the day:

Take care of all your memories. For you cannot relive them.
Bob Dylan

Some I would like to relive, some I wish I hadn’t lived the first time around.

Peeps, be good to one another, and enjoy the day, stay cool.

Cheerio

 

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Would I lie?

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If I told you I was on a “diet” would you believe me?  Would I believe myself?

Well I am, the wife and I are on the Choose to Lose diet.  Let us see what makes sense here…

My wife is on a diet? ….NO

I am on a diet? ….Sure

This diet is one of those eat all day long diets?  ….OK

I can lose weight eating a plate full of food every 3 hours?  ….Sure

Choose to lose…so far I’ve done 2 days of the choose to lose, day one was a low carb day…which included carbs, day 2 was a high carb day…which didn’t seem to include bon bons…

 

Anyway I could get on the scale every 7 minutes and report but I’ve decided against it at the moment.  I will tell you that when my wife decided it was time I choose to lose I was at 246…

 

Ya ya, fat…

Let’s take a moment to reflect on our past manhood…cobraandI

Gone…

Sold…too fast.  I’m too young to die.

In exchange I purchased a 69 firebird, a car I’ve always wanted.

I’ll be doing a frame ON restoration of the car, any real man takes his cars apart and rebuilds them by hand…

Suicide…Just getting the garage set up and away we go.  I’ll need around $1500 in new body steel to make it the way I want it, plus I’ll redo the interior.  I do plan on painting this car myself…in less than 3 attempts!  We shall see.

Poker tonight.  Wish me luck!

The quote of the day:

Taken for a Fool, Yes I was because I was a Fool.
The Shins

Enjoy the day.

PS…I can play the guitar so my resolutions are making headway!

Cheerio

 

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